Not much in life can be accomplished in five minutes, phone sexting being one such exception. Certainly, it isn't enough time for the world's most prominent athlete when he's attempting to explain why ... More »
SAN JOSE, Calif. -- So is this the year when chalk turns to dust, when bad seeds are spit from the mouths of babes and the NCAA tournament is commandeered deep into the final rounds by TV-ignored ... More »
SAN JOSE, Calif. -- If March is the month when we fall in love again, when all of sport's ills are ignored and infatuation is found in the fury of college basketball, then Murray State is the cute ... More »
There is no bigger sham in sports than the concept of selling family fun at the old ballpark. How can any honest commissioner or franchise owner continue to target moms, dads and kids when drugs are ... More »
(Editor's note: Portions of this column contain graphic descriptions and language of a sexual nature.) The problem with being a hapless narcissist and serial adulterer is that the paper trail never ... More »
So off we venture into a new pocket of surrealism, The Adultery Meets History Tour, starring a disgraced icon whose popularity has plummeted quicker than any celebrity since, oh, Pee Wee Herman. Tiger ... More »
What a damned, stinking shame that the world's greatest hockey player also is a goon. The NHL needs Alex Ovechkin to be a post-Olympic ambassador, a seductive highlight reel, a daily reason for ... More »
With all due respect to everyone at CBS and ESPN who is huffing and puffing and raging and bloviating and trying to turn the NCAA tournament into an Armageddon-meets-Avatar extravaganza, can we ... More »
ARLINGTON, Texas -- When you get past the Botox and the BS, when you ignore a run of futility that has produced merely one NFL playoff victory in 14 years, the new conclusion about Jerry Jones is ... More »
We know what would happen, of course. If Carl Edwards was driving down a freeway somewhere in America and decided to play a vindictive game of bumper cars, he'd be convicted of vehicular assault and ... More »
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